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To Win Muslim Customers Back, Starbucks Will Put Hijabs On Every Drink
In an effort to win Muslim customers back, Starbucks announced it will begin to put hijabs on its entire menu of drinks.
Over the past...
Netanyahu Quietly Asks Elon Musk To Change Gaza’s Wifi Password
On Monday, Benjamin Netanyahu quietly asked Elon Musk to change Gaza’s wifi password in order to prevent Palestinians from broadcasting real-time images of devastation...
Multi-talented Woman Has the Ability to Condemn Killing Of Certain Children and Promote The...
25 year old, multi-talented Leah Coen can simultaneously condemn the killing of certain children while advocating the indiscriminate murder of certain other children in...
IDF Shows Inside Of Alleged Hamas Member’s Home And His “Bomb-Making Leather Sectional”
On Wednesday, the Israeli Defense Forces led a handful of reporters through the living room of an alleged Hamas militant’s home for an exclusive...
Police Bomb Texas Elementary School To Stop Active Shooter, End Up Killing 250 Children
In an effort to stop an active shooter suspected of hiding inside a Texas school, Ezrael County Police bombed Lakeland Elementary killing all 250...
Biden: “We Must Condemn The Evil Forces of Terror, Except When It’s Israeli Sanctioned...
On Tuesday, President Joe Biden issued a forceful condemnation against Hamas and its attacks against the Israeli people. Below is the transcript of that...
“Happy Pakistan Independence Day!” Says Man Who Got The Hell Out of There 40...
"Happy Pakistan Independence Day!!!” exclaimed Khalid Ibrahim, who got the hell out of that country over 40 years ago.
“I will always have pride in...
“Don’t Believe Their Lies! I’m Still On The Air…” Says Tucker Carlson Talking Through...
"The fake news media would have you believe i've been taken off the air. But if that were true, how come I'm here speaking...
Qatar Awards Messi With Country’s Most Prestigious Hand Bidet
After a spectacular World Cup finals match, Sheikh Tamim bin Hamad Al Thani awarded Argentina’s Lionel Messi Qatar’s highest and most prestigious award: a...
