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To Win Muslim Customers Back, Starbucks Will Put Hijabs On Every Drink
In an effort to win Muslim customers back, Starbucks announced it will begin to put hijabs on its entire menu of drinks.
Over the past couple of months, Starbucks found itself at the center of...
Netanyahu Quietly Asks Elon Musk To Change Gaza’s Wifi Password
On Monday, Benjamin Netanyahu quietly asked Elon Musk to change Gaza’s wifi password in order to prevent Palestinians from broadcasting real-time images of devastation and genocidal crimes to the rest of the world via...
Multi-talented Woman Has the Ability to Condemn Killing Of Certain Children and Promote The...
25 year old, multi-talented Leah Coen can simultaneously condemn the killing of certain children while advocating the indiscriminate murder of certain other children in impressive, dissonant form.
The Brooklyn resident is remarkably capable of expressing...
IDF Shows Inside Of Alleged Hamas Member’s Home And His “Bomb-Making Leather Sectional”
On Wednesday, the Israeli Defense Forces led a handful of reporters through the living room of an alleged Hamas militant’s home for an exclusive look at explosive manufacturing devices including a modern, 2 piece,...
Police Bomb Texas Elementary School To Stop Active Shooter, End Up Killing 250 Children
In an effort to stop an active shooter suspected of hiding inside a Texas school, Ezrael County Police bombed Lakeland Elementary killing all 250 students.
Chief Benjamin Yahu dismissed any responsibility and claimed the gunman,...
Biden: “We Must Condemn The Evil Forces of Terror, Except When It’s Israeli Sanctioned...
On Tuesday, President Joe Biden issued a forceful condemnation against Hamas and its attacks against the Israeli people. Below is the transcript of that statement.
“We strongly condemn these acts of violence, and the massacre...
“Happy Pakistan Independence Day!” Says Man Who Got The Hell Out of There 40...
"Happy Pakistan Independence Day!!!” exclaimed Khalid Ibrahim, who got the hell out of that country over 40 years ago.
“I will always have pride in my beautiful Pakistan,” said the 72 year old retired engineer...
“Don’t Believe Their Lies! I’m Still On The Air…” Says Tucker Carlson Talking Through...
"The fake news media would have you believe i've been taken off the air. But if that were true, how come I'm here speaking to you live on this fancy contraption?" said Tucker Carlson...
Qatar Awards Messi With Country’s Most Prestigious Hand Bidet
After a spectacular World Cup finals match, Sheikh Tamim bin Hamad Al Thani awarded Argentina’s Lionel Messi Qatar’s highest and most prestigious award: a hand-held bidet.
“Today, we bestow on you a deep piece of...
