“Don’t Believe Their Lies! I’m Still On The Air…” Says Tucker Carlson Talking Through Cardboard TV Cutout At Area IHOP

“The fake news media would have you believe i’ve been taken off the air. But if that were true, how come I’m here speaking to you live on this fancy contraption?” said Tucker Carlson with his head inserted into what appeared to be a makeshift cardboard TV cutout, speaking to an elderly couple at an area IHOP.

“A Dominion voting machine tried to force me out of the studio, but this patriot wasn’t having any of it…”