Update: Heaven Definitely Not Under Dad’s Feet

A recent study concludes that heaven is definitely not under dad's feet.

Religious scholars, scientific researchers and household kids all concluded that heaven is not under, over or anywhere near the situation known as dad’s feet.

Curious minds in the community commissioned the study in order to answer the question : ‘If heaven lies under the feet of the mother, what then lies under the feet of the father?’

“A lot of hair and funk,” said seven year old son and research team lead Faraz Hussain.

“My dad has smelly carpet feet, and my mom has to run a vacuum cleaner on them.”

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