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10 Shocking, Lesser Known Signs of the Day of Judgement You Won't Believe Them, But They're Absolutely True

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1. “Splitting of the moon” refers to Rihanna bending down to pick up her iPhone off the red carpet.

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2. Dajjal’s Younger Brother, Larry, will follow him everywhere he goes, cackling incessantly.

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3. When the ratio of women to men becomes 50:1, that creepy uncle will finally have a chance at marriage but somehow keep screwing it up.

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4. Texting while praying will become common.

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5. After his resurrection, Isa’s (as) first miracle will be ridding the world of Candy Crush invites.

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6. Gog and Magog are, in fact, a boy band whose world tour will destroy mankind as we know it.

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7. The Great War between good & evil will take place entirely in online comments.

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8. When the sun rises from the west, everything will reverse and Muslims will start showing up early to everything.

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9. When the trumpet sounds, Lou Bega will immediately be resurrected to sing one last performance of Mambo #5 before being damned eternally to hell.

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10. If this article gets a million likes, we’re all doomed.

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