Al-Qaeda Operative Distances Self From Muslim Happy Video Claims He Was Deliberately Deceived

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After threat of litigation and bombing, the operative's removal request was honored and he no longer appears in the video currently circulating.

LONDON, UK – Shortly after going viral, a prominent Al Qaeda operative featured within the Muslim Happy video rushed to clarify his level of involvement within the production.

“I was sold a bill of goods,” remarked the flustered man. “They told me they were filming a training video and asked me to demonstrate some evasive maneuvers. Instead I end up in this crap.”

He claims much of his footage was edited and expressed disappointment that his 15-minute “Death to America, Death to the West” chant was cut out entirely.

“I can understand they have creative differences,” he stated, adding that his contract expressly mentioned a review prior to publication.

“That obviously didn’t happen. And acoustically, I was really pulling for some death metal or crunchy, distorted bass. Pharrell’s a little soft and overexposed. I haven’t felt this violated since I was tricked into doing one of those Harlem Shake videos.”

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