Friends Stumble Upon Lifelong Misunderstanding of Bathroom Procedure

Recent events paved the way for awkward conversation.

DRY RIVER, AZ – In an embarrassing discovery of personal hygiene, 24 year-old Shah Kalim accidentally revealed his lifelong misunderstanding of lota usage.

“I thought it was to wet the toilet paper,” a shocked Kalim told a group of people at a dinner last Friday. “Don’t tell me you guys didn’t think the same thing.”

Friends, who were overcome by laughter, assured everyone that they would brief Kalim of proper lota procedure.