Muslim Scientists Clone Hamza Yusuf To Meet Busy Islamic Conference Schedule

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In preparation of a busy Islamic conference season, Muslim scientists have successfully cloned a widely popular scholar.

It’s no coincidence Hamza Yusuf has appeared on every Islamic conference flier the past few months. Muslim scientist have successfully cloned the popular Shaikh after receiving requests for him to speak at concurrent Islamic conferences.

“We have 4 Hamzas scheduled to speak tonight in Chicago, Houston, Los Angeles, and Oakland,” said project director Muhammad Afzaal. “By this time next year, we’ll have quadrupled capacity.”

Geneticists have noted the effort has met some challenges, as each clone exhibits a more progressive position on hot topics.

“Last week, Hamza 3 decided to pull out his Fender, and riffed a guitar solo in the middle of his lecture on preserving Muslim identity.” 

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