RIYADH, KSA – According to unverified Youtube comments, Saudi King Abdullah bin Abdulaziz miraculously converted to Islam moments before his death.
“I always had a profound respect for all the boor Muslims in this country,” stated the recently deceased monarch, according to witnesses.
“It’s amazing how much hope they have despite owning such few Mercedes-Benz automobiles. It’s humbling they keep such strong faith, especially in light of the numerous, absurd laws here in the KSA. Surely their faith must be rooted in something miraculous. I bear witness there is no god but Allah and Muhammad, peace and blessings be upon him, is His prophet.”
There are scattered reports that King Abdullah ordered the dissolution of the Saudi monarchy but newly appointed King, Salman “Silly” bin Abdulaziz Al Saud, quickly dismissed these rumors.
“Uh…no, no, no. Not true,” stated the new ruler. “Yup…still a kingdom. I’m the new king. So…yeah.”