On Thursday, Prince Muhammad bin Salman of the Saudi royal family assumed his position as the King of England after the passing of Queen Elizabeth II earlier in the day.
MBS removed Charles, Prince of Wales, as the rightful heir to the throne, triggering controversy and confusion throughout the international community.
“We would remind our American friends to not meddle in Saudi royal affairs, as we do not meddle in theirs,” said bin Salman as he awkwardly maneuvered a jewel studded crown over his keffiyeh. He then quickly looked around, seemingly in search of something.
“A bone saw! A bone saw! My kingdom for a bone saw!”
By the evening the entire British Royal family was placed under palace arrest and charged with corruption.
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