TULSA, OK – Chaos was narrowly averted at the Islamic Center of Tulsa when worshipper Dadam Bazaam blew into a wave of histrionics after spotting a sister in the men’s section of the prayer hall.
Two-year-old Nida Malik had her hand in her mouth when Bazaam spotted her.
“It was like I was at a wild disco with all this free mixing of the genders!” exclaimed an irate Bazaam.
“Why don’t we setup a casino in here with girls in peacock outfit?”
The center’s director was unavailable for comment.