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CHECK OUT THESE LESSER KNOWN MUSLIM TRAILBLAZERS! - Khabib to Senate: "I LIKE BEAR." - Kanye West Speaks To His Bass - Facebook Unveils 'Start Civil War' Feature To Address Current Political Crisis - DON'T BE DISTRACTED. The Real Story Here is That There's a Habib With a Freakin 'K' in His Name - Hurricane Tours Destructive US President - President Trump Assures Iftar Guests: Dinner and Waterboarding Will Start After Sunset - New Speedy Gonzales Mosque Will Finish Taraweeh Tonight - Nearly Half of Islamophobes Are Devout Muslims Practicing 'Taqiyya' - Palestinians Keep Getting Dead Somehow - NRA Cash Falls From Sky During Paul Ryan's Response To Mass Shooting - White Shooter Trying His Hardest To Be Labeled A Terrorist - Man 88% Sure He Still Has His Wudu - Airlines Cracking Down On Emotional Support Manimals - Your Uncle Wants Someone To Explain Rules of Football At The Most Tense Time of Game - Cleveland Indians Replace ‘Chief Wahoo’ with ‘Call Center Raj’ - BREAKING: Roy Moore Fondles Latest Exit Poll - Man Offended By Trump’s NFL ‘SOB’ Comment, Curses at Losing Team During Game - Area Mosque Confirms Less-Than-Charismatic Imam Free From Scandal - NASCAR Vehicle Quietly Kneels During National Anthem - White House Announces "IFFTAR BASH 2017" - Muslim Boy Drowns During Suhur - New Mosque Built Entirely Out of Tossed Date Pits - Local Mosque Introduces Twitter Taraweeh - Lone Wolf Condemns Latest Terror Attack - Before Leaving Saudi, Bannon Sprays “Muzlims Go Home!” On Side of Mosque - Sensitive to Local Customs, Trump Lands In Saudi Arabia Wearing a Burqa - South Asian Mother Brings Up Her 'Heart/Blood Pressure' Condition To Win Argument Against Kids - Haram Researchers Invent New Way of Sneaking Pork Into Food - Uncle Mercilessly Overusing "Good Friday" Joke - Opinion: This Thanksgiving Muslim-Americans Will Practice 'Turkeyya' - Opinion: It’s Not the Mosques We Fear, It’s the Dragons That Live Underneath Them - Moderate Trump Supporters Discovered - Muslim Satirical Publication Struggles To Get Through This Shit - CNN Electoral Touch-Screen Spattered With John King's Fecal Matter - Voting Is Haram, Warns Man Nobody Wants to Hang Out With - Muslim Man Can’t Discuss Playboy Controversy Without Getting Aroused - Muslim Cubs Fan Looks Forward to Being Only Sober Person in the Room - Muslim Doctors Create Frankenhafiz - Tableeghi Jamaat Picks Terrible Day for Halloween Dawa'ah - Islamica Finally Reveals Secret! - Presidential Candidates Get Swirly Thingies in Eyes When Asked About Israel - Hijabi Playboy Interview Sparks #PornDawah Movement - Friend Refuses to Forgive Man Departing For Hajj - Devil Not Looking Forward to Annual Trip - After Brexit, Trump Demands US Leave EU - Microwave Clock Totally Messing with Fasting Man - Social Media Braces for Wave of Date Puns - Shaikh Mabuti's 7 Tips To Ease Into Ramadan - Muslim Republican Starting to Think This is a Bad Idea - Brown Man Accidentally Wins Stare Contest - Obama Effortlessly Leads Prayers During Mosque Visit - Report: Enough White People Died to Activate Facebook Flag Overlay - Santa Just a "10 second Photoshop Job" Away from Becoming Radicalized - MSNBC News Crew Still Smells Like Spices Three Days After Storming Into Pakistani Apartment - Editorial: Where the hell are the Muslim voices condemning terrorism?!? - Startup Seeks to Fund Muslim Survival Kits - Struggling Al-Qaeda Hires First Chief Marketing Officer - FBI Uncovers Muslim Oversleeper Cells - Redneck Army Vows Revenge - Halal Beef Bacon Declared Unfit for Human Consumption - Area Muslim Man Suspected of Being Closeted President of the United States - Ahmed's Parents Concerned Too Many People Standing Around - MacArthur High School E-Newsletter - Texas School Celebrates Brilliant White Student’s Homemade Clock - Study: Red Wine Still Haram - Phlegm Still Attached to Wudu Area Drain - School Teacher Successfully Mispronounces ‘Siddiqui’ Ten Years In A Row - School Bully Experimenting With New Insults This Year - Texas Official Apologies For Humanizing Muslims - Muslim Entertainment Goes Unscreened - Islamic Center Specializes in Misspelled Signs - Man Arrested on 437 Counts of Sandal Theft - Islamic School Hosts Annual Misspelling Bee - Islamicorp Releases Virtual Jum'ma - American Dental Association Condemns Killing of Cecil The Lion - Ancient Quran Floppy Disks Uncovered - SauDisney Now Open - Liberal Muslims Eagerly Flock Back To Sinful Ways - Mosque Architect "Really Enjoying" New Trump Sign - Islamica Asks: On which day will you be celebrating Eid-ul-Fitr? - Eid Prayer Fashion Gala Dazzles Worshippers - Eid Prayers Held at Bambi's - What do you make of ISIS banning Eid prayers? - How is Eid in your community? - Man In I'tikaf Asks For Wi-Fi Password - "Donation Box Guy" Finally Snaps - Rami The Ramadan Ram Ignites Controversy - Houston, We Have Convention Center - What do you think of sharia law in Brunei? - In light of 9/11, what's your perception of Arabs and Muslims? - Why do you think so many arranged marriages are ending in divorce? - What do you think of Muslims assimilating into mainstream culture? - What do you think of Saddam Hussein's capture? - What are your thoughts regarding the 2004 elections? - 10 Steps to Getting a Second Wife - Palestinians Deploy Local Football Club to Challenge Ground Invasion - Bobby Jindal Introduces New ‘White Club’ Soap - IndoPak Muslims Urge Return to Ramzan, Khuda Hafiz, Slalekum - Terrorists Claim Responsibility for Messy Apartment - SNAP Gets Ready For ‘Night of Power’ - Fast vs. Food Debuts Second Season - RamaDo's & RamaDon'ts - 10 Shocking, Lesser Known Signs of the Day of Judgement - Distressed Hairorist - "Silent But Deadly" Samir - Repeat Ifreet - Muslims Form New Bloc Vote Organization: 'Get Backstabbed 2004' - Left Shark Shows Up At Friday Sermon - ISIL Challenges Hamas to Dance-Off - Perspective: You Muslim Kids In The US Have No Idea What It Was Like Here Forty Years Ago - Interview: Blind Imam Reappoints Self as Moon Sighting Committee Chair - Obama Still Burping Pakoras - Dozens Injured as Ramadan Breath Onslaught Continues - Jinn Scare Tactics Still Work on 45-Year Old - Muslim Coworker Spotted Heading Into Restroom With Stanley Cup - Man Begins Day-Long Social Media Fast - After Losing Women Attendees, Mosque Officials Organize ‘Bring Back Our Girls’ Vigil - What if Diet Coke Can Technology Fell Into the Wrong Hands? - Khabsistan Adds More Nations To "Worst Insult" List - Matrimonial Service Celebrates 20 Years, Four Marriages - Area Imam Busted For Lip-Sync Act - Hyderbadi Sunni Muslim Seeks Slim, Fair-Skinned Hyderbadi Wife - Friends Stumble Upon Lifelong Misunderstanding of Bathroom Procedure - Man Showers For 23 Hours After Being Licked by Dog - Baby Driver Causes Huge Headaches in Masjid Parking Lot - Local Jamaat Wins Celebrity Vans In Auction - Man Enraged Two-Year Old Girl in Brothers Section - Everyone Falls Asleep at Fajr Discussion - Hijabi To Embark On New Career - 16 Hour Drive Home Looms Ahead For Rejected Bachelor, Family - World's Worst Muslim Found - Man Blames Everything on Jews - Saddam Allegedly Had Mini-Bar, Gaudy Decorations in Rat Hole - Man 'Books' Without Praying Sunnah - Masjid Conducts Annual Running of the Muslims - CyberImaam.com Issues Controversial New Fatwa - Community in Panic as Backup Imam Actually Called Upon - Let's Focus on the Real Issue Here - Saudi Legalizes Left Hand Marriage - Bloodshed, Death Toll Rises as Opposition Forces Battle - Incompetent Jihadist Contemplates Career Change - "Progressive Muslims" Really Just a Bunch of Hippies, Low-Lives - Al-Qaeda Operative Distances Self From Muslim Happy Video - Quiet Muslim Woman Secretly Rageaholic on Road - Scam Alert: Authorities Warn 'Extended Wudu Warranties' Not Real - Military Drone Converts to Islam - Man Unaware He Attends LGBT Mosque - Boko Haram Agrees to Return Girls If This Gets 50k Likes, #BringBackOurGirls Trends - Convert with Lazy Eye Has Trouble Lowering His Gaze - Search Continues For Masjid Mystery Farter - Love Marriages Rise as Traditional Hate Marriages Decline - Alcoholic Muslims Enjoy Final Drinks 40 Days Prior to Ramadan - Man Binge Watches DVR Mecca Coverage From Last Ramadan - Fat Muslims Dread Coming Ramadan - Woman Honored by Attempts to Kill Her - New Muslim Wonders When Masjid Will Fix Air Conditioning - Horrified Man Realizes Devil Not Responsible For His Bad Habits - Opinion: Brother Mujahid: Based on Your Son's Foursquare Check-ins, He hasn't been Fasting - Stuttering Hafiz Still Leading Taraweeh - That Thing You Bought for Suhoor Still Sitting Untouched - Celebrities Appeal for ‘Tweet then Delete’ Movement on Twitter - Scarlett Johansson, Sodastream Cause Another Uproar - Last Minute of Fast Extends Into Third Hour - CNN Poll: Majority of Americans Side with Israel, Results: 10% With Gaza, 90% Horse Shit - Your Muslim/Jewish/Humanitarian Friend on Facebook Warns of Continued Conflict Posts in Your Newsfeed - Zabihah-Halal Gang Rivalries Flare - Actor Who Plays Mark Regev Calling It Quits - Obama Prepares For Live Gitmo Prisoner Execution - Masjid Hacked, Credit Cards Stolen - Muslim Arrested For Neglecting Daily Condemnation of Terror, Extremism - Smartwater Downgraded to Dumb Lota - Man Who Gets News From Facebook Criticizes Lack of Muslim Condemnation - FBI Concerned About Suspects Al-Qaeda Ties - Immigrant Muslims 'Condom' Terrorism - Mexican Emoji Clearly Becoming More ‘Radicalized’ - Report: King Abdullah Converted to Islam on Deathbed - Reacting to Backlash, Jeep Releases ‘Corrected’ Version of Super Bowl Ad - New Women’s Only Mosque Turns Out to be One Big Sisters Section - Campbell's Announces New Haram Line of Soups - Trivorces Increasing in Arab World - Study: Terrorists Opting to Work From Home - Weekender – Progressive White Couple Excited to Try Ethnic Restaurants with Bad Service - California Muslims React to Drought, Issue Statewide Tayammum Order - Bike Rally Participants Blocked-In Parking Lot by Mosque Latecomers - Hero Stewardess Thwarts Diet Jihad - Cheney Reaffirms He's Dick - Muslims Indict a Ham Sandwich - CAIR Condemns UAE For Condemning CAIR - Zombie Janaza Extends Into Third Week - Israel Relieved World Finally Looking Other Way - "Sculpt Mohammed" Contest Fails Miserably - Suburban Muslim Family Feels Persecuted - House Analogy Derails Friday Khutba - Imam Claims Shia LaBeouf Plagiarized His Friday Sermon - Moderate Muslim Follows Just the Right Amount of Islam - Anne Coulter, Ayaan Hirsi Ali Remind World They Hate Muslims, Too - Indiana Changes State Slogan to "April Fools!" - Determined to Avoid Any More Leg Injuries, Derrick Rose Severs Both Limbs - Speedy Imam Leaves Everyones Head Spinning - Local Teen Ponders Coming Out of "Medical Closet" - Study: Scientist Discover Creature Inside Humans That Sucks Pants In Through Butthole During Prayer - Chronic Lateness Continues Despite Apple Watch - Islamic School Teacher Shares Heartbreaking Notes From Students - Retiring Imam Selects Jon Stewart as Successor - Report: Zayn Malik Quit One Direction to Join ISIS - Guest Speaker Takes Local Fundraiser Hostage - Tough Decision Looms for Hot Convenience Store Clerk Prospect - Yet Another Hollywood Film Slanders Islam - Chicago Muslims Divided on When to Mourn End of Rose's Season - Breaking: Muslim Latecomers Struggling to Find Qibla on Red Carpet - 'Radical Islam' Biggest Threat to World, Claims Complete Idiot - Handsome Imam Will Give ‘50 Shades of Grey-Area’ Sermon This Friday - For Popular Muslim Boy Band *NSHALLAH, Show Goes On - FBI Arrests Sleepy Man - Marshawn Lynch Delivers Bizarre Speech at Muslim Friday Prayer - Father skeptical of Convert-Son-In-Law’s Halal Turkey - Man Recalls Times When He Used To Eat Non-Zabiha Meat - Santa Myth Exposed: Muslim Second Grader Ruins Christmas for Entire Class - Leaked iPhone Image is Met with Criticism, Suspicion and Mixed Reviews - American Muslims Urge Oklahoma to Secede - Jihadist Enraged Over Fantasy Football League Changes - Labor Day Weekend to be Renamed "Eid ul-Isna" - Random E-mail Getting Strange - Ice Nihari Challenge Goes Horribly Wrong - Brother Keeps Stroking Newly Grown Beard - West Israel Expands Settlements Into Dearborn - 95% Zabiha Halal Not Enough - Study Reveals Prayer Line Straightness Down 15% - Halal Butcher Loses Finger, Hopes No One Notices - Miami Muslims Leave Friday Prayers Early - Burning Bus Forces London Authorities to Reconsider Hussain Arrest - Nobody Really Knows, Trusts Local Halal Butcher - Revlon Releases Controversial Clear Plastic Hijab - Muslim Networking Event Full of Unemployed, Unemployable - Muslim Nerds Translate Quran to Klingon - McDonald’s Next to Area Mosque Out of Fish (Again) - Dollar Stores Issue Massive Sandal Recall - Man Suspects Jinns Following Him on Twitter - Flawlessly Preserved 1997 IT Worker Discovered - Man Facing Midlife Crisis Buys Red Toyota Camry - Terrorist MERS Virus Attacks US, Fox News Reports - Retired Racist Looks Forward to New Career as Islamophobe - Girl on Skateboard From 'Mipsterz' Video Crashes Into Muslims Making 'Happy' Video - Shady MSA Getting Shadier - Feature Length "Mipsterz" Movie Disappoints at Box Office - LotaCorp introduces 'Istinja Turtles' Lota - ISNA Unveils Lineup for 2014 'Imamapalooza' - Area Imam Tweeting Way Too Much - Halalcohol Introduces 'TAK Beer' - Brother Still Believes Marsmallows are Halal - Transvestite Hijabis Find Themselves In Troubled Times - Third Grade Palestinian Boy Claims Responsibility for 'Attack' - Muslim Social Networking Website Crawling With Social Outcasts - Chat Addict Convinces Parents She's Doing Research - Crossroads Announces New Fall Lineup - "Idealistan" Deteriorating Quickly - Will Someone Please Marry My Ugly Sister? - New Muslim Tired of Spicy Food Warnings - Descrambler Reveals New Muslim Cable Channel - Audience Chuckles At Overused Guest Speaker Humor - He Is, Like, So Not Worth My Time - Muslimarriage.com Alleged To Be Modified Shopping Cart - Critics Question Homeland Security Additions - Sikh of Being Mistaken For An Arab - CNN Reports Latest Suspect - "Yo Mama!" - Local MSA Still Ponders Reason For Its Existence - FBI Cracks Down On Lemonade Stand Ring - Area Youth Thinks He's Really Great at Basketball - Area Sister Receives Miraculous E-mail, Forwards To 1,200 Closest Friends - Islamic "Entertainment" Night Trend Continues - Doctors Ticked At All These 'New Computer Guys'