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“You’re All Going To Hell!” Yells Drunk Uncle At Iftar Drinking Straight From Rooh Afza Bottle

support - May 16, 2020

Saddam Allegedly Had Mini-Bar, Gaudy Decorations in Rat Hole

Study Finds 98% of Disputes in Muslim Households Are Over Prayer Timetable

Study Finds 98% of Disputes in Muslim Households Are Over Prayer Timetable

8 Things the United States Government is Doing To Protect the Country Against Coronavirus

To Attract Younger Demographic, Mosque Adds Giant Slide To Minaret

On Tuesday, President Biden condemned terrorism, unless it's sanctioned by Israel. Then it's A-OK!

Biden: “We Must Condemn The Evil Forces of Terror, Except When...

support - Oct 10, 2023

Mosque Community Delighted Islamophobe Spelled ‘Muslims’ Correctly on Wall

support - Jan 14, 2020

Update: Heaven Definitely Not Under Dad’s Feet

support - May 10, 2020

To Attract Younger Demographic, Mosque Adds Giant Slide To Minaret

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Brother Keeps Stroking Newly Grown Beard

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