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West Israeli forces arrest a child suspected of giving them "funny looks" during the planned demolition.

West Israel Expands Settlements Into Dearborn

Settlers Continue Michigan Conquest

DETROIT, MI – Tensions are running high in the motor city as bulldozers, escorted by West Israeli military demolished an entire Dearborn neighborhood during a street festival. This is the latest in a series...

President Obama suffered from gastrointestinal issues the day after he hosted his Annual Iftar Dinner at The White House.

Obama Still Burping Pakoras

First Lady: "You ate a WHAT?!?"

Washington, DC – President Barack Obama experienced some abdominal pains Tuesday morning, as he continued to digest his iftar from last night’s Annual Ramadan Dinner. “I don’t know if it was the pagodas (pakora),...

Kamal briefly paused his presentation when this picture was shown and questioned what the "dude in white" was thinking.

Study Reveals Prayer Line Straightness Down 15%

Premature Ameens Holding Steady, Sujud Crack on the Rise

ELGIN, IL – Early this morning, the Institute of Studying Islamic Statistics (ISIS) shared a report outlining trends observed through the course of their 10-year study. During a three-hour web conference, ISIS Director of...

The season 2 debut episode was starting with the same track record of failures prior to its abrupt ending.

Fast vs. Food Debuts Second Season

Crossroads Commits to More Episodes Despite Lackluster Ratings

DEARBORN, MI – Last night Crossroads, the popular Muslim television network, debuted the second season of its much-maligned “Fast vs. Food” television series. The premise of the show consists of the host, Azam Raqman,...