Local mosque-goers are complaining about an increasingly irritable man hovering around their mosque. The man, identified as 27-year-old Haroun Khaleel, has been handing out anti-voting flyers for the past month and the situation appears to be deteriorating.

“I get where he’s coming from. Muslims face tremendous difficulty navigating the nuances of the political spectrum,” stated a friend and fellow congregant. “But this guys, like, hissing at people and stuff. It’s getting ugly.”

According to others, Khaleel routinely double parks by anyone with a political bumper sticker on their car and allegedly berated an 8-year-old wearing a Obama “Hope” t-shirt during last Friday’s prayer service. He also plans to hand out “I Didn’t Vote” stickers on Election Tuesday.

“Someone’s gotta do something,” stated Mosque President Ghamal Rizwan. “He’s such a Debbie Downer. Lighten up, dude.”

“The political system is fundamentally haram!” shouted Khaleel at a group of teenage girls leaving the mosque. “It doesn’t matter who gets elected. They’re all criminals!”

“I’m single!” he added.

Eyewitnesses claim the man, whose strong opinions are honestly like fingernails on a chalkboard, has also been ejected from early voting facilities “a dozen or so” times after repeatedly obstructing Muslim voters.

“He’s a real asshole,” noted his father.

In a developing story, members of a local Tableeghi Jamaat are currently horrified their anti-Halloween dawah event is backfiring. The event was originally scheduled for last week but experienced numerous delays as jama’at members “couldn’t show up on time” to planning meetings.

Members are describing the unfortunate coincidence, as jama’at members are going door-to-door and being mistaken for spooks and ghouls.

“We don’t like the Halloweens [sic] and it’s an act of kuffar,” noted a jama’at spokesman. “We only want to warn Muslims of the haram in celebrating this holiday. You don’t wanna accidentally worship shaytan or false idols, do you?”

“Every house we visit, they drop the chocolate candies into our bag of pamphlets and closes the door!”

Jama’at members added they’ve handed out zero pamphlets, yet collected “14 Snickers bars, 4 Butterfingers, $3.50 in spare change, and six of those ‘awful hard peanut butter candies nobody likes. You know, the ones that come in those black and orange wrappers?'”

“It’s very insulting when someone answers the door and asks if you’re a werewolf or Jake Arrieta,” noted one member. “I’m a White Sox fan. And these gummy bears have gelatin.”