SANTA CLAUSA, CA – Rising in popularity since it’s launch nearly four months ago, SMWANL.com (standing for “Single Muslims Who Aren’t Necessarily Looking”) offers many services to the sites numerous daily visitors.

“It’s the perfect way to unwind after a hard day,” states unemployed 27-year old Yaseen Mubarak, one of the numerous single Muslim visitors of the website. “You just go there to chill and look but not really look look, you know?”

“Like oh my god,” states addict Layla Khan. “I love the way I can just sit there in front of the computer and just type all of the interesting details of my life and school and boys and people give comments like ‘I agree’ and ‘Way to go’ and ‘lolz wtf’. The only thing that’s kind of weird is that sometimes, a guy randomly asks if he can ‘friendship me’ or something but I guess you have to take the good with the bad.”

SMWANL.com certainly has features to distinguish itself from competition. Take, for example, the “Marry Me Please, No I’m Just Kidding” button.

“I love that one the most because you can say ‘Hey baby, how ya doin’ while at the same time, you’re not really committing to full-blown interest,” states 18-year old Naseeba Dotkhan.

Not all SMWANL.com members, however, are enthusiastic about the site and what it offers.

“It is Dajjal,” states angry social outcast Umar Wahaab who regularly visits the site. “I go there at least twice a day and I hate it. So much fitna. No girls will talk to me.”

Other visitors point out that members using the “Married But Looking” category aren’t necessarily looking for second or third wives.

Despite the criticism, the site continues to flourish.

Die-hard loyalists even refer to themselves as “SMWANLsters” and occasionally hold face-to-face basement meetings called “Awkward Moments.”

AIMVILLE, KY – “I think it’s cool now, they’re finally gone,” states 16-year old Aatiqah Rehman.

Cool, indeed. The teenage Rehman spends nearly fifteen hours a day talking online with friends and strangers alike. Her addiction started early with the popular AOL instant messenger, commonly thought to be a gateway for chat addiction.

From there, her interests slowly progressed to chatting on Yahoo Messenger, MSN and ICQ. “Sometimes, when my friends aren’t online, I go onto chatrooms and say salam to random people because it’s so much fun, lol.”

Fun most of the time, however Aatiqah learned the hard way that it’s a bad idea to give your phone number or other personal information to people you’ve never met in a real life, face-to-face encounter.

Rehman’s parents started suspecting something was wrong when strange phone calls would come to the house from grown men asking to speak with their daughter.

“I pick up phone and he say ‘Hi is AatiqahRahman786 there?’ and I say ‘Who is this?’ and he say ‘Bob’ and I say ‘What Bob want with my daughter?’ and Bob hang up,” stated her concerned father.

After confronting his daughter about the questionable phone calls, Aatiqah denied any wrongdoing.

“I just told them that I was working on a school project,” explained Aatiqah, “They wouldn’t know the difference between Microsoft Word and Alloy.com, lol.” While her parents are enthused that their daughter spends so much time studying, they don’t quite understand why she’s failing most of her classes.